I think i've got them figured out. Macdonalds that is. I've got them all figured out. They're from a parallel universe and somehow, in their effort to expand, probably got sucked into a black hole and landed on earth. Over time, they have evolved and have learnt to assimilate into our human culture. They even look human now...the only give-away...? The language that they speak...
Last weekend, Jo and I decided to have dinner at Macdonalds considering that we hadn't eaten there in eons. i walked in and ordered a MacChicken value meal upsize without the dressing and a box of BBQ sauce for the chips.
The guy at the counter looked perplexed.
Without dressing? he asked.
Yep, i replied, no dressing please.
He gave me a blank look. Then i gave him a blank look.
Er...said i...no dressing. You know, the lettuce in the burger? I dont want that.
*Blank Look* again
I was losing my patience and tried again. "Yea you know, the MacLettuce in the middle of the MacChicken? Between the MacBuns? The MacSalad dressing? I don't want that."
Believe it or not...Success!! I had decoded their language!
Then MacCashier MacDude asked me...you want to upsize?
I wanted to grab the MacStraws beside me and jam them up his seriously large MacNostrils!
"Yes...i want to MacUpsize my MacValue MacMeal!" i told him. "And i want some MacBBQ sauce for my MacFries please?"
And my order came out MacPerfect...MacFucking hell!
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Cool Dude! U sound pissed! Muhahaha! Perhaps it had been ages that u last visit Mac. So that's y u got urself a excrucinating moment...
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